So, last weekend was a bank holiday, and true to form, tickets anywhere remotely exciting were double the usual price, and even if you were willing to pay the extortionate sums, it seemed there were thousands of other dodos desperate to leave town, so there were no available seats on the flights. In my time of need, I suddenly remembered that an old school friend had told me that her parents had, upon retirement, set-up a Bed & Breakfast in Cornwall. CORNWALL? Yes - that rather strange looking protrusion at the far South-Westerly corner of England. I recalled many stories of my friends visiting Cornwall in the summer holidays, and that it was apparently quite beautiful. So, I booked the 4-hour train journey, and the last remaining rent-a-car in the county (a bright orange Kia!) and Von Dutch and I set off at the crack of dawn.
Both of us were pleasantly surprised by how stunning the countryside was. The tiny fishing villages were picturesque and charming, the beaches were beautiful, and we had a fantastic time bombing down the country roads in the Kia looking for remote pubs. We also spent two hours looking for a go-kart track, which we are now convinced was only put on the map to confuse and lure unsuspecting city folk into the middle of bloody nowhere! We had our Cornish pasties, we had our deliriously delicious cream teas, and we had 3 days of relaxation and time alone - a luxury in itself.
The highlight was when we decided to see in the evening from the hilltops. We brought two bottles of wine with us, hiked all the way up to the highest point we could find overlooking the coast, settled down among a herd of cows and watched the spectacular sunset. Problem was that we hadn't really thought the whole thing through. Soon we found ourselves with a vertical climb downhill, in the pitch black and we were TOTALLY smashed! Plus the cows were closing in on us....or that could have just been alcohol-induced paranoia. By the time we made it down to sea-level - mostly by sliding on my bum, all the pubs were closed and we were starving. Not so smart, we city folk...